Birthday Rehab

Unlike Amy Winehouse, who famously said 'No, no, no' to rehab, Robbie Williams has chosen his 33rd birthday to say 'Yes, yes, yes'. I know 33 isn't the most exciting birthday. It's no 18, 21, 30 or even 40 but you'd think that Robbie Williams could think of a nicer way to spend his own 33rd birthday. You can imagine the whole day will be a bit short on cake, balloons and champagne.

Never one to shy away from excess, Mr Williams has fallen foul of clean living again, this time hitting prescription drugs a bit too heavily. It's a grim way to start another year but, as one fan who would happily let him entertain me, let's hope Robbie takes one look at Amy and sees the lesson. Falling off the wagon and letting it reverse over you, repeatedly, is not a good look. Thanks to a diet of booze and drugs, she's gone from healthy to frankly horrific. Robbie, no-one wants to see you with that kind of gap between your thighs.