What does any recently adopted child need? Time to adjust to their new family, new country and new language? No, of course not, silly. A child shipped in from an orphanage in Vietnam to Hollywood needs their own Hello spread. It's what any self-respecting child is asking for these days. Forget toys, clothes and a trip to Disney, a wildly disorientated child unable to speak to anyone in its new family is crying out for a few pages between photos of Heather Locklear's latest date and bald Britney Spears playing tennis in rehab. I hope poor Pax Thien Jolie is at least getting a cut of the reported $2m Angelina and Brad got for the pictures, if only in compensation for the God awful name.
With dogs and apparently children, you simply must change their names so they don't bring along emotional baggage.
ReplyDeleteA good thing, since it’s likely that the psychological trauma he endures in his new life will eventually have him paying excess luggage fees at the airport.
You know, I read that releasing the photos of her new son is a clever move on Jolie's end since it defuses the paparazzi frenzy.
ReplyDeleteSo, lesser of two evils?