Oh Sienna...

Given the choice between Jude Law and Gael Garcia Bernal (a cruel decision I'm obviously faced with week in, week out), the Sex Mex gets my vote every time. He may be short, but boy does he make up for his low centre of gravity in a myriad ways. For a start he can act. And, in the light of Jude's performance in Closer, which is so far beyond wooden that it could be MDF, acting is not something he should be toplining on his CV.

So God knows why Sienna Miller is playing down her big Saturday night out with Gael. Sit at home missing a wife-swapper with a receding hairline? Or stay out all night with a hot charismatic Mexican? That's what you call a serious no-brainer.