Divorce Kevin

It was only a matter of time before Britney fans saw the truth staring them in the face. Once the whirlwind wedding and the birth were over, they saw that Fed was plainly bad news. Since hooking up with him, Britney has gone to seed. How long has it been since we've seen her in public without a coronary inducing venti iced mocha (extra cream and vanilla syrup) in one hand or traipsing round toilets barefoot? You could say that she was just relaxing a bit after years of hard, high profile work. Or, you could say that she knew subconsciously it was all going tits up with Fed and was comfort eating.

Now that the fans have got wise to the situation, they've started their own campaign to get rid of Fed. Here it is. Enjoy. http://www.divorcekevin.com

Meanwhile, Fed just keeps giving Britney fans grounds for complaint. The fancy cars have been towed away, Britney celebrates her birthday without him and he's still mooching around like the lowlife bum that he is. Looking like a man with no worries and someone else's platinum card, Fed hits the green for a round of leisurely golf.