Sunday, December 04, 2005

Splitney Spears



Ah, love's young dream over so quickly. And who could have predicted it? Every life form from single cells amoebas upwards, that's who. If the person you're seeing is cheating on his partner, then there is only one way your relationship can go - to shit. Especially if that partner is heavily pregnant. Cheating on the mother of your unborn child says alot about your moral code i.e. you don't have one, you're just going where it suits you and nobody else. Clare Danes beware.

After boozing and smoking lots of weed since baby Sean was born, Fed has finally got the finger from Britney. She has sent back all thos big shiny cars she bought him, gone out partying alone and called in the divorce lawyers. We all knew, in the end, she'd be a trashy single mum. I'm guessing there's a new TV series in there somewhere. Or maybe she could hook up with Nick Lachey and it could be the Newly Singles show.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

is that just rumors or has there been an official confirmation?

2:07 am  
Blogger Mia said...

well atleast she showed some sense to dump his sorry ass when he started to bring home his drugbuddies...And if she gave back his shiny new cars to the cardealer then all I can say is good for her, I may not like her but I do respect the fact that she didn't let him drag her down in the drugthing...

8:32 am  
Blogger Mean Red said...

How much of a settlement do you think he will get?

12:31 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His eyes are weird. Besides, it was kind of obvious that he was just going along for the ride.

What did Britney expect (karma-wise) after she stole him from another mother?

3:52 pm  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

hehe I'm totally stunned. I'm thinking, though, that once Brad gets tired of Angelina, he can come over and adopt little Sean Preston.

4:02 pm  
Blogger Pokey said...

Brit should be glad she kicking his ass to the corner. He is not cute and he always looks dirty, I am not a fan of people who don't use soap.

6:45 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should I be offended about your single mother comment?

7:03 pm  

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