Splitney Spears

Ah, love's young dream over so quickly. And who could have predicted it? Every life form from single cells amoebas upwards, that's who. If the person you're seeing is cheating on his partner, then there is only one way your relationship can go - to shit. Especially if that partner is heavily pregnant. Cheating on the mother of your unborn child says alot about your moral code i.e. you don't have one, you're just going where it suits you and nobody else. Clare Danes beware.

After boozing and smoking lots of weed since baby Sean was born, Fed has finally got the finger from Britney. She has sent back all thos big shiny cars she bought him, gone out partying alone and called in the divorce lawyers. We all knew, in the end, she'd be a trashy single mum. I'm guessing there's a new TV series in there somewhere. Or maybe she could hook up with Nick Lachey and it could be the Newly Singles show.