Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Skinny mummy

Another day, another picture of Brangelina shopping for toilet paper. And Maddox Jolie is still not walking on his own two feet. The result is that Maddox is rounding out from the lack of exercise but Ange is fast disappearing under her black wrap. She's barely filling out those trousers and her head looks disproportionately large. Skeleton chic a la Nicole Richie is becoming a real possibility. But if she wants to start spawning any Pitt-Jolie kids she'd better start eating again.

8 Comments:

Blogger The Missus Complains said...

OMG! She is thin. I think she looks like a female Darth Vader with a ponytail. When he's banging her do her hip bones crack? I wonder.

10:33 pm  
Blogger Lady Strathconn said...

I think they call they "lollipops".

10:58 pm  
Blogger Mia said...

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8:24 am  
Blogger Mia said...

You are so wonderfully wickedly evil and you are so funny with your evil uppdates about the stars, makes the rest of us mortals think we actully are humans and normal in compared to the people you write about. You are right Angie-cakes does looks a bit thin and I always had a soft spot for her because she was one of the few female stars that never seemed to care about to be rail thin like the rest of the female *choughskeletonchough* stars...And you are right Mads never seems to walk on his own makes one wonder if he really can walk...Well thanks for once again make us laugh at the crazyness that is hollywood...

8:25 am  
Blogger Pokey said...

She does look a bit a thin. I mean really, would it kill her to eat a bit?

2:52 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Celebrities grocery shopping together? The end is near for AngePitt. Brad seems like the type to get bored easily.

3:17 pm  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

Seems like part of Angie's popularity was that she seemed exotic & unattainable. Now she's starting to seem like just another Hollywood housewife. Her publicist needs to have a serious chat with her about her image...

3:48 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of thin, ole Brad is looking kind of bony-assed himself. For all their demonstrated domesticity, these two can't be in love. People in the early stages of love always put on a few pounds.

3:53 pm  

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