Holiday shopping

Most people like to do a bit of shopping for the holidays but Brangelina are taking the concept to new heights. While most people shop before Thanksgiving and then spend a couple of days at home larding themselves up, Brange are going to buy themselves a baby in Pakistan. Not content with an Asian and an African baby, Brange have their eye on a Pakistani baby to complete the ethnic set. You have to salute their humanitarian zeal but what's the rush? Zahara is only 9 months old and Maddox seemingly can't even walk yet so why get another baby? Baby glue never holds a relationship together. People, so much to learn, so little time.