Careless Whisper

When I saw this picture of Keith Urban at the Grammys, I thought one thing. Well, two things actually, the first being, sheesh he needs to stay away from the fake tan. And then I thought, with the fake tan and the open shirt, he reminds me of someone. And then I thought, with the fake tan, the open shirt, the hairless chest and the highlights in his hair, he really does remind me of someone. Someone taller than midget mindmeld Tom Cruise but no less gay. Yes, George Michael sprang to mind. He's even got a gold hoop earring and a leather jacket like Mr Michael. For God's sake, Nicole, one gay husband is unlucky but two? That's just plain careless.