Lessons of the day
Today we learn two lessons. Firstly, Tom Ford loves his San Tropez fake tan a bit too much. Stick him in with a pair of pasty girls like Scarlett and Keira and he looks like he's been hitting the spray booths far too often. Also, girls, just because it's Vanity Fair, that doesn't make it art. Stripping off is stripping off whether it's for Vanity Fair or Loaded.
Secondly, we also learn that age does matter. Francesca Annis might be a hot 61 year-old actress but that didn't stop her younger lover Ralph Fiennes from cheating on her. The 18 year gap did matter and that's why he went sniffing after some young singer half Francesca's age. He'd apparently been schtupping said young lady for two years before he was rumbled. Or rather the young lady ratted on him to the press. Maybe Ralph should learn a lesson from this too. Pick your lovers more wisely. If they've got tabloid journalists on speed dial then keep on walking.
posted by lucky at 9:34 pm
8 Comments:
I wonder how much talc they used on those girls BEFORE they airbrushed the photo?
touche! on both your vanity fair and Ralph Fiennes comment. Didn't Fiennes cheat on Alex Kingston too?
Anyway, am I the only one who thinks Scarlett's got one ugly ass?
And Keira needs to eat something before she takes off her clothes.
The wisest one out of the bunch--Rachel McAdams, who tastefully denied to do the photo spread. And she has the better figure out of the three girls.
oops meant "declined" not denied.
Rachel McAdams really? I was wondering who declined. Keira is gorgeous, seems one of the only naturally tiny famous women these days but scarlett's sex appeal doesn't hold up as well without a cleavage shot and layers of fabric to flatter the rest. Bravo though for putting two pretty abnormal for models/hollywood bodies up there as "sexy". Tom Ford's too much, makes you want to laugh not get down.
I do not think Scarlett has an ugly bum. I think she has a lovely round bum. There should be more lovely round bums in show biz because I can't be the only role model for round-bummeded-ness.
Who is Tom Ford BTW?
Seriously are those girls really that pale or they are made that pale for some kind of a weird affect.
I think actresses need to do what they do best and leave the skin to the mates.
Is anyone really that white naturally?
And why isn't Tom Ford naked and the girls clothed?
That might have made for a more interesting picture.
This way it's just a cliche'....
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