Is Tomkat no more?

The X Files always maintained that the truth is out there. And so, my fellow sceptics, the truth has hit the news stands like a small rentboy dropping to his knees before Tom Cruise.

Life & Style is admittedly no hallowed organ of unbiased journalism but us beggars can't always be choosers. They claim that - shock, horror, it can't be true - Tom and Katie have split up. The magazine quoted some 'friends' of the couple who said that T&K would keep going with the charade of their romance until after the birth of their baby.

Cue vigorous denials from Cruise and Holmes. "It should be known that the story is 100% false," said spokesman Arnold Robinson in a statement. Of course, it's false. There was never a 'relationship' there in the first place.