Unfaithful

Olivier Martinez has proved that life can indeed imitate art. Or at least mainstream Hollywood films, which is just as surprising. After playing the Gallic cad in Unfaithful (plot summary: Diane Lane cheats on Richard Gere with a certain Frenchman), Olivier enjoyed the role was so much that he took it home. And in the end he liked the other woman so much that he dumped his girlfriend of four years, one very small Kylie Minogue. That in itself is cruel, especially for a woman who's gone through so much in the last year. But add to that Olivier's decision to dump her over the phone. Ah, a gentleman right to the end. Hopefully life will keep on imitating art because Richard Gere ends up killing Olivier in Unfaithful, rolling him up in a carpet and chucking him in a rubbish dump. Now that would be poetic justice.

Oh, and the other woman? Penelope Cruz, seen kissing Olivier hours after he 'officially' dumped Kylie. You have to wonder about Penelope's taste in men after going out with Tom Cruise but at least she's seeing a heterosexual this time.