Soviet Spice

I just love Geri Halliwell. No-one else quite captures that unique blend of naivety, malice and money-grabbing in the same way. After parading her small child in front of the camera for hard cash, she's now bagged herself the ultimate cash cow: the son of a Russian billionaire. There's only one slight problem with Evgeny Lebedev, whose father Alexander Lebedev is the 194th richest person in the world. He's screamingly gay. Come on Geri, you hang around with enough bronzed and neatly coiffured gay men to spot one. The Russian blood only goes someway to explaining the white vest, shiny suit and Hitler haircut. The rest is explained by his lack of interest in a lady's front bottom.