Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Blood Wedding

It's a good thing that a new Pope is on the way cos Kate Moss is going to need all the praying and divine intervention she can get. If her summer wedding to the narcotic shambles (Pete Doherty) comes off, she will surely be going head-to-head with the Feds for the quickest marital meltdown in celebrity history.

Seeing at Britney already has a 55-hour record under her belt, Kate will either have to dump Pete at the reception or get pregnant and dump him before the baby is born. Either way the race is on but at least Kate will look effortlessly good as she completes the ever smaller circuit between meeting, marrying and alimony.

4 Comments:

Blogger soulmining said...

What on earth does she see in him? I mean, I wouldn't mind but The Libertines / Babyshambles are hardly rock's new saviours... well, they certainly shouldn't be.

3:42 pm  
Blogger lucky said...

maybe he's just a bit of rough. her last serious boyfriend was very clean-looking and groomed so it's probably just teenage rebellion.

i could never work out who was singing half the time in the libertines; was it carl (i love myself, watch how my luxurious fringe swishes) barat or pete doherty.

4:42 pm  
Blogger lucky said...

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4:45 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ah fuck barat, pete was the only real talent in that band.

Kate is a lucky woman

11:16 pm  

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