The Incinerator
Never mind all this Supernanny, Nanny 911 business. Got kids who won't tidy up? Leave their dirty clothes all over the place and refuse to clean up? Stern nanny in a starched collar and the naughty step just aren't going to cut it with teenagers.
Well, Arnie could have the answer. Burn the lot. Take all those dirty clothes and make yourself a nice, big bonfire at the bottom of the garden. It's a method he obviously picked up from that other well-known Austrian, who had a penchant for ethnic cleansing, knee-high boots and moustaches. Books, clothes, what's the difference?
I'm just hoping the heat melts Arnie's plastic face.
Well, Arnie could have the answer. Burn the lot. Take all those dirty clothes and make yourself a nice, big bonfire at the bottom of the garden. It's a method he obviously picked up from that other well-known Austrian, who had a penchant for ethnic cleansing, knee-high boots and moustaches. Books, clothes, what's the difference?
I'm just hoping the heat melts Arnie's plastic face.
posted by lucky at 3:02 pm
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