Kick me baby one more time

Brace yourselves - Britney baby season is officially open. Not content with spawning two kids by some other sucker, Fed has planted his unclean demon seed in the world's most famous virgin (apart from the original virgin, Mary, who was clearly just working that angle because Jesus mysteriously appeared a few short months after her hasty wedding).

Britney's baby can only mean one of two things: marriage implosion and media saturation. Married in September, pregnant by January and only 23? That just has 'doom' stamped all over it. The only light at the end of the tunnel (and Britney's tunnel is something I personally don't want to think about) is the baby's name. Will they do what Britney's vain parents did and name the unfortunate offspring after themselves? Jamie Lynn might work for her little sister but Kevin Britney?


A vision of the hell to come