Meet the Feders

Ever felt that the fly on the wall camera should be swotted? Then stamped on and flushed down the toilet for good measure? If The Osbournes, the Anna Nicole Show and The Newly Weds didn’t turn you against celebs on camera round the clock, then the Federlines surely will. Just imagine it – Brit & Kev slumped in front of the TV picking each other’s spots, Brit & Kev queuing at McDonalds, Brit & Kev buying leisure suits, Brit & Kev ordering takeout. The list is endless.

Not only that but the lovebirds are hosting and producing the series. And they’ve shot some home footage for it. Phew. At this rate they’ll need a sabbatical in Cancun to recover.

We should be grateful for small mercies, though. There are only six episodes and, if recent reports are anything to go by, they’ll be getting divorced by the first commercial break.