Friday, April 01, 2005

The Transmogrification of Ditzy

Is it just me or is Mariah Carey morphing into Beyonce? On the cover of her new album - the appalling titled Emancipation of Mimi - Mariah looks more like silken Thunderthighs than the halter-necked, hotpant toting crackpot of old.

Mariah definitely seems a few shades darker and her outfit could be straight from Tina Knowles’ sweatshop for Vegas hookers. Time to ditch the entourage of kitten strokers and candle snuffers for rappers packing heat.


Where are the two backing singers, I mean, the rest of Destiny's Child?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, if her named hadn't been emblazoned across the front, I would totally have assumed that it was Beyonce. And is this her disco CD?

3:42 pm  

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