Wedding face-off
Nicole Kidman is not to be outdone on marriage and motherhood. With Katie Holmes now programmed and waiting to drop that poor, blighted baby, Nicole is obviously feeling the heat. So she's got herself a short man and a big diamond ring.
Enter country crooner Keith Urban; he's short, he's clearly as unstable as Nic. His credentials alone make him seem like another Kenny Chesney in the making: dreadful music and a fastforward attitude to romance. Why date and get to know each other when you can marry and divorce in four months?
Keith does have one big advantage over got-to-be-gay Kenny - he's hot. He also displays some degree of dress sense, unlike Kenny who thinks he's good to go in a 10 gallon hat for any occasion.
But like Renee Zellwegger stinging from Jack White's impromptu marriage to Karen Elson, Nic is seriously on the rebound. Let the countdown to conubial carnage begin.
Enter country crooner Keith Urban; he's short, he's clearly as unstable as Nic. His credentials alone make him seem like another Kenny Chesney in the making: dreadful music and a fastforward attitude to romance. Why date and get to know each other when you can marry and divorce in four months?
Keith does have one big advantage over got-to-be-gay Kenny - he's hot. He also displays some degree of dress sense, unlike Kenny who thinks he's good to go in a 10 gallon hat for any occasion.
But like Renee Zellwegger stinging from Jack White's impromptu marriage to Karen Elson, Nic is seriously on the rebound. Let the countdown to conubial carnage begin.
posted by lucky at 6:54 pm
9 Comments:
Oh thank god you're back. I was getting very sick of looking at that Miller (Millar?) girl's face every time I checked the site. Hurrah!
Sorry about that; I was on holiday.
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy by Kenny Chesney is a damn good song.
Nicole looks like she has a bit of a cold.
Surely you jest when you say Keith has a fast forward attitude to romance. Before Nicole, he only had 2 serious relationships in 8 years.
A well-deserved break. It must be tiring being so entertaining. Good to have you back.
And the wickedly evil Lucky strikes again and makes the public cackel evily at the soap opera lives of the stars...
Conubial carnage...hehe So glad you're back Lucky! We missed you!!
If Keith was wearing Nick's dark
glasses in the pic, wouldn't the
shot look like she was assisting
a visually impaired person? As
is, he looks like a kid holding
on to his mother's arm/sleeve so
he doesn't get lost!!!
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