Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Mirror Image



Recognise this picture of Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn? Is there something in their awkward poses that reminds you of another couple? Well it should.



The way they are looking in different directions, not talking, with hands in jammed in their pockets screams Brad and Ange at the ShoWest awards earlier this year. Then, those two tried to pull the innocent look by adopting supposedly non-sexual poses. Which ever pr expert told them to do that should be sacked because there's more repressed sexual tension in that one picture than a whole library of Jane Austen.

And now Jen and Vince are trying to pull the same ruse, when Vince is reported to be living at Jen's house. Just because Brad is playing coy (and stupid) doesn't mean you have to too.

But full marks to Jen all the same for retaining her dignity even if her ex-husband is a completely insensitive bastard. If that's the way he treats his wife, Angelina is more than welcome to him.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the portrayal of awkwardness and discomfort that each couple attempts to bring to their roles as "real people". If they were only good actors, we might actually believe it. Two thumbs down.

8:58 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They may be rich actors. They may be bad actors. They may make stupid personal choices in their love life. They may say and do dumb things but that only confirms that they are in fact "real people." And in being real people it must be real hurtful to see and hear such things about themselves from media and blogs.

9:12 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm guessing they don't read blogs and, if you don't want to read 'hurtful' things, then neither should you

9:18 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they could only be real, we might sympathize with them. They are actors. Period.

9:41 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Em, larryphil - actors are in fact real people. Don't get me wrong or nothing, I'm not saying we shouldn't be ripping the piss out of celebrities, but actors are in fact real live people.
Anyway, back to the main point which is yes he is an insensitive bastard and will soon get kicked to the curb by the 'lina if her track record is anything to go by. I hope Vince is being real nice to Jen. Isn't he big?!

9:51 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, don't click this, Brad Pitt is an excellent actor. Have you seen Kalifornia or A River Runs Through It, buddy?

2:23 am  
Blogger The Creative Death said...

Jen is inspiring.

3:04 am  
Blogger Bundle in Belly said...

Just thought I'd tell you how much your entries make me laugh. You really talk about things all of us are thinking but don't have to balls to say.

Frequent reader,
A

7:00 am  
Blogger Pokey said...

Well at least they are both getting some booty. That's all that really matters. I have a feeling there was more going on with that marriage than either of them are saying. Oh well that's how it goes. Brad shouldn't have cheated, but that happens too.

3:42 pm  

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