The Pitts

Oh for God's sake, just tell us what we know. What kind of 'friend' would let you live in their house, look after your kids and follow you around like a crazed stalker? Answer: a 'boyfriend'. These two clearly love drama otherwise they'd just come out and say the obvious.

There is just one cloud on their horizon though (apart from the fact that neither of them has quite got the hang of fidelity). Angelina may be in control now but just look at her Victoria Beckham pout. All the signs of a VB transformation are there - weight loss, lots of kids and a partner desperately clinging to his youth through bad hair and clothes. You've been warned.