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I've found a new job (what am I saying, he doesn't have a job so this could be his first) for terminal malingerer and 'rapper' K Fed. Now that he's fulfilled his role as the inseminator and soon-to-be absent father for Britney's baby, K Fed could move on and get himself another gig.
Halle Berry is supposedly pregnant. It could just be a bit of water retention and a slow news day. If so, then K Fed should take Halle up on her offer. 'If there's no serious man, whoever I'm dating at the time, I'll say, 'Hey, would you like to have a baby? I'll sign a paper that will say I won't ask you for one red cent,'' she said recently. That job description should be music to K Fed's ears, something he's certainly depriving us all of with his 'rap' album.
If this is when she's happy, imagine what she'd be like when she's pregnant.
Halle Berry is supposedly pregnant. It could just be a bit of water retention and a slow news day. If so, then K Fed should take Halle up on her offer. 'If there's no serious man, whoever I'm dating at the time, I'll say, 'Hey, would you like to have a baby? I'll sign a paper that will say I won't ask you for one red cent,'' she said recently. That job description should be music to K Fed's ears, something he's certainly depriving us all of with his 'rap' album.
If this is when she's happy, imagine what she'd be like when she's pregnant.
posted by lucky at 8:39 pm
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We were taught that in the world of evolution, as a rule, the fittest of the species had access to a greater number of sexual partners and propagated accordingly. If K Fed is our definition of "fittest", our species is in trouble.
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Doesn't Halle have a boyfriend? And I think she prefers black men, not wiggers.
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