Friday, December 16, 2005

Renee and Kenny: round II



Oh Renee, when will this insanity stop? Is it not enough that you hastily married a gay man in a big hat? Well, it seems not because Renee and estranged hasty husband Kenny have been going on regular dinner dates in Connecticut and New York. The shock is not that Renee was seen tucking into a plate of refined carbs but that she was seen cuddling up to the bald crooner who she labelled a 'fraud' not five minutes ago. Could the annulment be off? Is Renee Zellweger a woman with no emotional intelligence?

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Her upper body is so skinny it's gross. Have you ever seen the Saturday Night Live satire on her? The comedian who does it squints her eyes all up and mooshes her mouth around. It's very funny.

3:03 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

P.S. Lately she's started to look like Nicole Kidman: all shark-like and hard. Must be Hollywood.

3:05 pm  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

she's consoling herself by consuming carbs and men because this year even the hollywood foreign press realized that her acting is overrated...

3:12 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hasty, fraudulent, no emotional intelligence.

These descriptions apply equally to both Renee and Kenee (Kenny). I think they are the perfect match.

7:11 pm  
Blogger Pat & Reg said...

emotional intellegence? How about straight out no common sense?

10:04 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Emotional intelligence, common sense, and a keen awareness of the human condition to boot. C'mon:
She thinks my tractor's sex-ay/It really turns her ah-hon/She's always starin' at may/As I'm chuggin' along/She likes the way it's pullin' when we're tillin' up the layund/She's even kinder crazy 'bout ma farmer's tan/She's the kinder woman who really understands what gets may/She thinks ma/She thinks ma/She thinks ma tractor's sexy der noit der noit der neer

10:49 pm  

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