The Pitts Do Paris

Brad and Ange just can't get enough of that Parisian lifestyle, what with all that dog crap on the pavements, the fatty food and snotty waiters. It's like a high fat version of Hollywood with bad weather and attitude. They've been in the French capital all month, living in an apartment near the Eiffel Tower. They might even make it permanent because, apart from a few rogue international paps tracking them down in the street, the French press have to leave them alone. Strict privacy laws mean that Brad and Ange could start cross dressing and open a brothel but the press can't say too much about it.
Still, say what you like about this pair of homewreckers, but they must be doing something right. Their kids look happy. Or is that just all the sugar? Or Maddox's impromptu Russian folk dance?