The Five Year (and 12 month) Itch

So, week two of 2007 and the body count is rising. Not only has Justin Timberlake ditched Cameron Diaz (was is the brown hair, Jus?), but Drew Barrymore has reportedly told boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti that she needs 'time off'. In the real world I'm not so sure that concept would fly with many couples. 'Darling, we've been together for five years but I need some time off. I want to sleep with other people/shop/travel (delete as applicable).'

Someone who should have checked if his wife was up for the 'time off' idea was Marilyn Manson. Less than a year after marrying Dita von Teese they are getting divorced because he's dating 19 year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood. Maybe he didn't read the wedding vows or maybe, just maybe, he's just a scummy lowlife dating a girl half his age. Bet Evan's parents are just thrilled.