Jacket Man

Pity poor Damien Hurley. Not only is the wan philanderer Steve Bing his dad but the oversized toddler is entirely kitted out by kitsch king Elton John. Apparently Elton and his partner David Furnish take Liz and Damien shopping twice a year to buy his summer and winter wardrobe. At least he's escaping from Liz's penchant for the crotch-slaying tight white jeans but Damien is looking at a lifetime of Versace print suits, slimline trousers and dangly earrings. Suddenly Bing's white trainers and pleated jeans don't look so bad.