Eyes Wide Shut

Was Bing not bad enough for you, Nicole? I know you’re still on the rebound but how many dodgy men do you need to go out with? You’ve already had Lenny “I’m a slave to my GHD irons” Kravitz and Steve Bing, a man whose main attraction can only be his sizeable wallet. Let’s face it, his string of paternity suits and non-exclusive attitude to relationships don’t exactly scream husband material.

But, like your frazzled red mane, your taste in questionable suitors goes on and on. And this time you’ve really upped the stakes by dating Libyan leader Colonel Muammar Gaddafi's son. Al-Saadi Gaddafi ticks all the bad boy boxes and more. He’s got a touch of the Dodi Al Fayed playboy about him but he’s also captain of the Libyan football team. This can only mean he hangs around in glitzy nightclubs in the South of France and wears pink Lacoste t-shirts.

If this is the best you can do, who’s next? Charlie Sheen? Or maybe pyjama king Michael Jackson?



Al-Gaadi is not sure Libya's new hat will work on the pitch