Good Will Directing
Good news for film audiences everywhere. Ben Affleck will not be offending our screens with his questionable acting and long donkey face any more.
He's decided that he's less offensive behind the camera rather than in front of it, where he can't seem to survive without the presence of Matt Damon. While Matt has found himself a franchise with The Bourne Identity, Ben just can't stay away from trash. The words Gigli and Surviving Christmas should strike fear into any discerning filmgoer's heart.
So, now Ben is going to be directing Gone, Baby, Gone, an adaptation of the novel by Mystic River writer Dennis Lehane. It's set in Affleck's hometown of Boston, where Good Will Hunting was shot. Let's just hope that other talentless refugee from Good Will Hunting, lantern-jawed Minnie Driver, will have no part to play in this new project. And that Ben will stay away from the nylon leisure suits for this one.
In a bleak moment, Ben considers a future with no Jennifer
He's decided that he's less offensive behind the camera rather than in front of it, where he can't seem to survive without the presence of Matt Damon. While Matt has found himself a franchise with The Bourne Identity, Ben just can't stay away from trash. The words Gigli and Surviving Christmas should strike fear into any discerning filmgoer's heart.
So, now Ben is going to be directing Gone, Baby, Gone, an adaptation of the novel by Mystic River writer Dennis Lehane. It's set in Affleck's hometown of Boston, where Good Will Hunting was shot. Let's just hope that other talentless refugee from Good Will Hunting, lantern-jawed Minnie Driver, will have no part to play in this new project. And that Ben will stay away from the nylon leisure suits for this one.
In a bleak moment, Ben considers a future with no Jennifer
posted by lucky at 11:35 am
1 Comments:
haven't we all contemplated a future without j-lo? the thought makes the future seem incredibly bright, doesn't it?
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