Scarlett, Britney, babies blah blah blah

Scarlett "Dear God, I can't act and yet I'm so famous" Johansson is apparently dating Josh Hartnett, testament to the enduring curse of Pearl Harbour.

Britney may be having twins. Or is she just chubbing up?

Anna Friel, best known for her name check in Madonna's Ray of Light, has had a baby girl called Gracie.

Kate Moss has asked Mario Testino to take pictures of her impending nuptials to Narcotics Anonymous' endorsement advert Pete Doherty.

Keith Richards is going to play Johnny Depp's dad in the next Pirates of the Caribbean.

And as if there isn't enough suffering in the world, the Spice Girls are said to be recording a comeback album. Unlike other bands who at least try to be in the same studio at the same time, the talentless group are reportedly all recording their bits separately in their home cities.