The Holmes Hit List

Tom Cruise should mind keep an eye on Katie. Long before she met Tom, Katie said she dreamed of marrying him. A strange dream but nonetheless one that looks like it's actually going to happen. But Tom should worry - he is not alone in her fantasy hitlist.

"I watch Brad Pitt movies and I think: 'I'm here, call me'," said Katie before she got engaged to Tom.

Now that the other object of her affection could be back on the market, albeit "allegedly" entwined with Angelina Jolie, Katie could be poised for a trade-up. One short religious fanatic with a perma grin and no sense of humour versus one pot-smoking bad boy with loose morals. I know which way I'd jump.