Celebrity revolving doors

As one 'relationship' dies, another one comes to take its place in the gossip pages. Lisa Snowdon and George Clooney, RIP. But for how long, because in the manner of a Buddhist reincarnation, it's already the second time round for that relationship. Maybe now that Lisa has milked herself enough exposure from the deal, she can now move on. Clearly, she didn't get the celebrity reporter's job on GMTV on her talent alone. It was all down to George and her ample, unfettered cleavage.

They're not in the same league, being Canadian, but Avril Lavigne is getting married to human troll Deryk Whibley from Sum 41. And in a dry run of the real thing, Kate Moss and Pete Doughface Doherty had a 24-hour marriage at Glastonbury last weekend.

Britney Spears is obviously another graduate of the bra-free school. And judging from her latest outing, a postgraduate of the Jodie Marsh apparel-free institute. Britney's been spotted wearing a cropped tie-top (no bra) and a skirt (I'm guessing no pants) slung under the expansive bump. But Britney wants to show us more and is mulling over doing a naked shoot for Vanity Fare a la Demi Moore. The question is why. We've seen it all. More than once.