Oh Baby

Despite being spotted shopping for baby clothes and cots in Harrods, Angelina Jolie denies that she's pregnant. Maybe she's a compulsive shopper, maybe her son is freakishly small and can only wear baby clothes, maybe she's shopping for Britney or MAYBE SHE IS PREGNANT. Let's just see if Angie goes the same way as Jennifer Garner.

Talking of shopping for a baby, Tom Cruise is going to marry Katie '£5m pay-off' Holmes this autumn. Wonder what will be on their wedding list? A reality check and the number of a 24-hour rentboy service?