Baby Jolie-Pitt
People it's official. Angelina is with child. She's going to have a white baby to add to her multi-ethnic brood this summer. I suppose it's easier than outsourcing to a third world country but the downside is that you're kind of stuck with the lame-brained inseminator who can list infidelity as one of his main hobbies. I never thought I'd see the day where Ange was taking fashion tips from Victoria Beckham but that day has certainly come. The poncho is clearly where it's at for Ange now. It hides the bump, it hides the lard, it drives the paparazzi mad. What more could you ask for?
posted by lucky at 10:37 am
8 Comments:
I have run out of snarky comments on this, but I have to say Cracker - you do a fab job keeping me in giggles! :-)
"lame brain inseminator" good choice of words. I kind of feel sorry for Maddox and Zahara, since the 'special' child is on its way.
Who knows maybe the kid will be the incarnation of Gandhi.Then again maybe, it will be one ugly thick lipped child, and if its boy, will probably have a small penis just like his dad.
It looks like Brad has the payload and the means to deliver it. And Angie has the oven to make it all happen. Normal, fertile breeders--what an odd notion relating to this odd couple.
I'll say it for you, Rocky: I'd like to bitch-slap Brad. No real reason...his smirk is enough.
The Karma is going to catch up with Angie, first she steals Laura Derns man Billy Bob, then Jens husband Brad. My psychic prediction, they will break up or she will end up losing this child one way or another. The Karma that that this woman has is pushing it to put it lightly.
Just another example: nice girls finish last, a cheating/lying whore-freaks get the man.
-miss cleo
Here's a strange and completely useless piece of information: if you do a google fight on www.googlefight.com between "angelina jolie" and "brad pitt" the results are exactly the same for both... weird or what?
How about this for Karma? I predict that Brad will do a Woody Allen on it and leave Ange for Zahara in twenty years time. Can't hardly wait!
Helen: That's puuuurrrfect!
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