Tuesday, January 10, 2006

The Tin Man gets a heart



Does Brad Pitt have a heart? It seems like he might, or at least he's developed a little sensitivity since cruelly dumping his wife for someone with bigger tits and lips. Apparently Brad has rung Jennifer Aniston to tell her that Angelina is pregnant. Rather than let her hear it third hand or in a screaming tabloid headline, Brad has called her up to tell her the news that can only have her reaching for the biscuits and valium. Courteney Cox Arquette must be doing shifts round the clock.

As someone who wants kids herself and has had to watch her husband set up an instant family with another woman, this has to be one big bitter pill to swallow. And that bloated puffer fish of a boyfriend, Vince, can't be a whole lot of consolation. I sense another big "I'm looking to the future" and "This is the best thing that could have happened to me" interview coming on. Vanity Fair and Oprah must be rubbing their hands with glee.

5 Comments:

Blogger Pat & Reg said...

Pufferfish Vince! LOL. What happened to him? He used to be so good looking and now he looks like an over-aged fratboy who consumes way too much beer. Oh right. That was only a movie.

3:21 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vince "the wince" is a pufferfish alright, but maybe, one that you wouldn't throw back into the fishing hole if you managed to catch him. Brad "the cad", on the other hand, is the kind of pretty little fish you keep on display in a bowl or aquarium, but only if you can afford the time, feed and attention to detail that it takes to maintain him.

I can't think of anyone in the business who is good enough for Jennifer. Suggestions?

5:20 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not like we can really know what these people are actually like but... Vince seems so warm, HILARIOUS and down to earth. And there's sex appeal in there somewhere. What more could she want? Aside from Angelina spontaneously contracting several skin deforming diseases. Another bad-actor frigid pretty boy vanity job? Nah.

5:44 pm  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

ya know, I was never much of a fan of any of these folks except Vince - now the only one of them I kind of have any feelings for whatsoever is Jen. What kind of stupid prat humiliates his wife like that in front of the entire world?

arrogant asses, the lot of 'em.

9:32 pm  
Blogger Mia said...

Poor Jen, I may not have any opinion about her since I rarely looked at Friends but what Brad did to her was just way to cruel and maybe Vince is nicer than Brad, atleast he doesn't look like a icequeen like Brad does, sure Brad is goodlooking but looks aren't everything...And change is always good and maybe he is standing in for unhealty comfortfood like icecream and pizza...who knows...

9:20 am  

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