Monday, January 09, 2006

Suddenly not so single

Jennifer Lopez had better ditch Marc Anthony and marry someone else quick because there are two new ladies vying for her crown as rebound marriage queen. Marriage to fiance Niklas only hit the wall in October but Nicollette Sheridan, she of incredibly tight face, looks like she's about to take a walk down the aisle with Michael Bolton. I know these two went out with each other for a few nanoseconds in the 1990s but still, two months and now you're engaged? Note the rock on her left hand.


And Denise Richards isn't wasting much time either. At the weekend she announced that divorce from Charlie Sheen is back on the table. 10 seconds later she's out shopping with a new man. Admittedly he's much hotter than Charlie but do the words "Renee Zellweger" mean nothing to you?

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Celebrity marriage cycles seem to be turning over at increasingly faster rates. I think it was Albert Einstein who proved that would happen with his Theory of Celebrity Conjugality.

2:51 pm  
Blogger Pokey said...

Geez everyone is so quick to get back out in the dating world. Idiots. Perhaps they all need some single time to "find themselves" or whatever.

5:49 pm  

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