Saturday, December 24, 2005

VB and her TBs









Victoria Beckham proves once again why she is the bestfriend of gay royalty. Arriving at the wedding of Sir Elt and his partner Lady David, VB looked at her tackiest best. The highlights, hair extensions, fake tan, fur, fake nails, fake breasts and tasteless trouser-dress creation. It's but a short step from the Donatella Versace school of chic. The trout pout, fat hands and crepey, overtanned skin are all Victoria's for the taking.

10 Comments:

Blogger Pat & Reg said...

Trout Pout! Ha! I love it! Jessica Simpson is taking notes on Donatella too. Have you seen those lips? Last time I saw lips like that they had a hook in 'em... (old, i know, but appropriate)

6:41 pm  
Blogger Pat & Reg said...

You know in looking at that picture of Donatella again, I can't decide who's worse, her or the dude she's with. What are these people thinking? Do they seriously think they look good? They don't even look human for crying out loud.

9:37 pm  
Blogger me said...

Donatella reminds me of one of the Muppets. Unfortunately, I forget the name, but the muppet is kind of a spacey, rocker chick with long blonde hair. Can anyone back me up here?

6:56 am  
Blogger FunnyGal KAT said...

They look more like the wax figures at Madame Tussaud's than real people! Freaky!

4:36 pm  
Blogger FunnyGal KAT said...

FYI, the name of the blond Muppet is Janice. She was a member of the Muppet band, The Electric Mayhem. (Thanks, Wikipedia!)

4:43 pm  
Blogger Pokey said...

Donatella and the guy next to her look really nasty and gross. I can't believe they go out in public looking like that. Not cute!

4:55 pm  
Blogger Quilting Goddess said...

I was so distracted by the lips, that I didn't notice the man hands, UGGGGGGGGGGG. Victoria really does look plastic, I'm surprised she hasn't melted yet! Freaky ...more like side show freaky.

8:52 pm  
Blogger Lady Strathconn said...

Ew...I can't even look at them.

Is VB actually real? Or is that her wax figure.

3:22 am  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

If someone says "thing of beauty" in reference to Donatella, I'm certain the emphasis is on "thing". Posh better keep that in mind as she keeps up with the injection moulding...

5:38 pm  
Blogger selzach said...

Good god, Donatella and her friend have skin like fine Corinthian leather. Freaky.

5:20 pm  

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