Tori and Dean
Just how much of a schmuck is Charlie Shanian feeling today? 14 months after his extravagant wedding to Tori Spelling, she's engaged to someone else. Actor Dean McDermott, who is also inconveniently married to someone else, proposed to Tori at a Christmas tree farm on Christmas Eve in Canada.
Dean's compliant sister, clearly not worried by the fact she still has another sister-in-law, strung up lights leading to a table set for two. Dean and Tori turned up in a horse-drawn carriage and then he got down on one knee to give her a diamond and sapphire ring.
"It was so magical," said Dean, who's been married to Mary Jo Eustace for 12 years. "All the stars aligned." Or should that be all the dollar signs? Old Charlie, who's not exactly known for anything in his own right, is asking for some of Tori's money mountain in the divorce settlement so maybe he's not so stupid after all. Two words spring to mind 'Cris Judd'. Oh, and 'big pay-off'.
Looks like Dean could do with some of Pa Spelling's money straight away to sort out that lazy eye. And to get his head read. Tori Spelling? They say love is blind, and the lazy eye can't help, but really?
posted by lucky at 5:58 pm
9 Comments:
They are both atrocious, they deserve each other.
touche. stupid people have a way of finding each other.
Ah, isn't it a wonderful life. In 6months we will be congradulating them on their pending divorce.
I'm glad you are back Lucky Cracker. I only read your column for celeb gossip.
Cheers
Maybe, Dean's idea of getting engaged at a tree farm in Canada was a good one: Tori would appear to look somewhat more feminine in the dark among all the horses and lumberjacks, reducing the likelihood of Dean choking on his words as he makes his proposal.
Same sex marriage is legal in Canada so it might also be a good place for the lovely couple to get married.
I can't believe how stupid all the celebs are. I don't even know why any of them get married in the first place they are sure not looking for a soul mate or life commitment.
First of all, Lucky, where the hell have you been? I've been going through freaking withdrawals here! Dammit!
Secondly, so FUCKING good to have you back!
Lastly, Tori? Egads. She was always the ugly one on 90210. I watched that freaking show non-stop when I was in middle and high school. I always knew she'd have a latcher-on relationship deal.
She's proof positive that plastic surgery doesn't improve things. That's all I'm saying. (Hideous!)
And Dean? Sweetheart, do you not realize that your CURRENT wife will likely not take kindly to your widely-reported proposal? Dumbass.
Lucky, can you post a photo of Mary Jo Eustace? I've seen her on TV- she's actually good looking- and a photo would prove without doubt that whatsisface is truly an idiot. Furthermore on behalf of all of Canada I would like to announce that we take no responsibility for this two timing jerk.
Papa Spelling needs to give her a good spanking and maybe that will set her and that eye straight.
These two are one of those "reality" tv shows in the making...
photo of Mary Jo..
http://64.13.133.31/pics/photos-208388a1476bc301a0a14910ef79281d-l
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