Thursday, August 31, 2006

That Extra Half Inch

Want to go back to the pre-media age? Or you're just looking for an excuse to escape the world and hide in a cave? Then read on because I've got two very good reasons for you to unplug your modem and start packing for that cave. Twiglet Beckham is getting her own TV show and she's just about to launch her book about style. As a talent and style vacuum, you might wonder what she's got to tell us about either but clearly TV mogul Simon Fuller and one publishing house think otherwise. Neither is letting her overwhelming chav mediocrity stop them from cashing in on a global brand like Victoria.

Both the TV show and the book, That Extra Half Inch which I'm sure refers to David's trouser deficit, are about fashion. To give you an idea of what gems might be in that book, here are a few reminders of Victoria's style. Enjoy. Or, alternatively, get packing for that cave now.





8 Comments:

Blogger Paige Jennifer said...

She looks like a trannie in the second to last photo you posted.

Really, people. The woman admits she doesn't read so where on earth does she get off writing a book?

2:28 pm  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

OH MY GOD.

That's it. That's my only reaction.

Oh the horror...

1:37 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it was a TV show about "fashion",it would be semi-tolerable. But it would be lost among all the other TV fashion shows. No, the show will be all about Victoria and every grisly detail of her tanfastic life.

Give Victoria a half inch and she will take a half mile. (Sorry, I couldn't resist).

4:52 pm  
Blogger Mouthy Girl said...

I'm with Rocky. I got nothing'.

12:57 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG I am thinking a trip to the moon would be a safer way to get away from the twiggtorias attack on the world...

6:57 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for her. What chance does she stand against you lot! Be happy for her, why not. I am. She's a smart cookie. She has everything most of us dream of. I've ordered the book. Maybe a bit of her luck will rub off on me. As for the pictures, none of us can be perfect all of the time, not even with that much money, if they're the worst you could find i think Vic is doing ok. x x

2:00 pm  
Anonymous jeggings said...

God, what a cowgirl on the first one. I am so happy she looks different today. Still doing some stupid things with her look but still looks so much better than on these photos.

9:35 am  
Anonymous hollywood trophy said...

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9:46 am  

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