Death woes

Poor little Tori Spelling. Not only does her father die but he only leaves her $1 million in his will. And then she falls out with her mother, meaning the $1 million in unlikely to be bumped up. What's a girl to do in this kind of situation? Get new breasts, of course. There's nothing quite like a bra heaving with fresh silicon to boost the spirits. Or at least, that's what Tori seems to think. So she'd better start shopping for bigger bras again because that marriage isn't going to last that long. Now that her vast inheritance will only keep her in peroxide and Botox for a year, Tori can't help but lose her shine for new hubbie Dean. Suddenly leaving your wife and child for an extensively remodelled and now impoverished 'actress' doesn't seem so clever now, does it Dean?