Wednesday, August 30, 2006

PR love





Jessica Simpson. One word: yuck. The ratty plastic hair extensions, the oversized sunglasses chosen by her stylist, the porn star nails, the fake nose, smile and breasts. What's left to like? Not much. I'd need to clean any chair she'd been sitting with an antiseptic wipe on before I'd park myself on it.

And now she's compounded her immense dislikeability by revealing that she's dating John Mayer. She's plugging her new album, he's on tour with Sheryl Crow. It's got the dirty fingerprints of a PR stunt all over it.

2 Comments:

Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

The only thing that would make it complete would be a paparazzo snapping a shot of them double dating with TomKat.

10:39 pm  
Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

How can he be so yummy cute and look so awful in that photo?

Oh and them together makes NO SENSE.

4:08 am  

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