PR love

Jessica Simpson. One word: yuck. The ratty plastic hair extensions, the oversized sunglasses chosen by her stylist, the porn star nails, the fake nose, smile and breasts. What's left to like? Not much. I'd need to clean any chair she'd been sitting with an antiseptic wipe on before I'd park myself on it.

And now she's compounded her immense dislikeability by revealing that she's dating John Mayer. She's plugging her new album, he's on tour with Sheryl Crow. It's got the dirty fingerprints of a PR stunt all over it.