Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Old Bag


As she shrinks, her bags get bigger. It's strange but true. Victoria Beckham's latest fashion accessory is ridiculously huge. It's not as if she's lugging around the odd loaf of bread, wheel of cheese or copy of War and Peace, so why does she need the space? I'm guessing it's so that David can carry her when her legs finally give way. Now that she's supposedly expecting baby number four, he might have to put the bag into action sooner than anticipated. Not only is she not supposed to have any more kids (three caesereans and you're done) but she doesn't eat. He'll soon be carrying her around in a bag like one of Paris Hilton's skinny chihuahuas.

7 Comments:

Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

HE'S SUPPOSED TO LOVE HER!

What's wrong with him, doesn't he see it?

3:11 am  
Blogger tiny robot said...

Maybe bony ladies turn him on?

1:43 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he likes kiddie lookalikes with huge, gaping bags.

4:58 pm  
Blogger Mia said...

Maybe but just maybe she uses the bags to store all her dietpills and selfhelp books on how to become as thin as a paper...But your reason is as good as anyones...once again you made my day a bit lighter, thank you...

8:14 am  
Blogger Mia said...

I just thought about something else, how does she think that her baby number 4 gonna be healthy with her being so thin, I mean where is the poor babe gonna get food during the pregnancy???
So I really hope she isn't preggers because that would be so cruel against the baby. Hope she waits and fatten her self up before she decide to have another baby...

8:20 am  
Blogger A. Hidell said...

y does david beckham suddenly resemble nick lachey? just wondering...

7:53 am  
Anonymous jeggings said...

The bag is beautiful by the way. But let's be honest, everything looks huge when it's close to Victoria.

9:43 am  

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