Suri Cruise
What can I say? Suri Cruise is very cute. She looks like her parents, though, so that poor bubba is going to want to shake off that crackpot Cruise heritage (but not money - especially the money her heartless, exploitative parents got for this shoot) as soon as she's old enough. Plastic surgery, joining a nunnery, becoming a librarian - the options are endless.
posted by lucky at 12:30 pm
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Perhaps some of us librarians wouldn't really fancy the likes of Suri Cruise in our ranks. She may be a cutie-pie, but the emotional baggage she'll be toting around for the rest of her life would most certainly interfere with her ability to bun her hair properly or walk a straight line in "sensible" shoes.
But seriously, I love your site, L. Cracker, but get with the program, dah-ling! Librarians today are hott and sassy! Not a good place for a future failed singer and fashion designer like Suri Cruise to hang out.
That kid looks like it is wearing a bad hair piece.
I'm just relieved that there really is a child, she's okay, and it not only appears that she is their genetic offspring. Maybe, just maybe, they honestly just wanted some privacy.
I heard they didn't accept any money for the pictures.
she's a cross between katie and tom, she's really cute.
I agree with Tiny Robot, we librarians don't want people to think that librarians are emotional wastebaskets just because of Suri Cruise joined our ranks...
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