Sheath

Let's face it - that husband is never going to go with anything she wears. That skeletal crackhead look doesn't accessorise any outfit but for the love of God, JLo, what is this silver sheath all about? It's too short, the neck is too high, the boots don't match and don't even get me started on the knitted hat. The stylist who sold her this futuristic slutty Romanian peasant look must be one hell of a sweet talker. If you can talk someone into that, you could talk Tom Cruise into Islam.