Thigh High

Another day, another picture of Britney proving to herself that she's still got it. In real terms this means showing as much thigh and wonky breast as possible while still nominally wearing clothes. At least today she's wearing a bra.



Meanwhile, back in the paranoid world of celebrity anoxerics, Victoria Beckham is also showing a lot of leg but for once keeping her plastic attributes under wraps. Or should that be inside a bit of old carpet she pulled off the floor of her car? If anything, the oversize shagpile wraparound makes her look even thinner than usual. Her legs, shoulders and spindly wrists look even smaller sticking out from something so huge, ugly and probably hideously expensive. And she might think that pout is sexy but how wrong can she be? The dead eyes and slack lips are just screaming 'carbs, I need carbs now'.