Fantasy celebrity lovechild: no1

What would happen if Desperate Housewives' Eva Longoria and Sex Lies and Videotape's James Spader ever had a child? Well, just look at Javier Weyler,the new Stereophonics drummer.


Javier is on the left. We won't mention Kelly's bouffant hair

Coincidence that their new album is called Language Sex Violence Other? I think not.