Stick on you

nicole before and after the starvation diet

Ordinarily, I wouldn’t worry about you. You’ve got money and a low enough IQ to get by just fine in Hollywood. But Nicole, you are starting to look very scrawny, even emaciated. Paris can get away with looking like a flamingo – all 90 degree angles and a beak - but I like to think of you as a nice happy Tabby cat. If you want to know where you’re heading take a look at that other Nicole. Surely Kidman's stringy limbs and ghostly pallor tell you that eating is no bad thing.

And that plastic surgery can take you all the way in Hollywood. Consider these pictures of a once flame-haired cherub-faced lady taken in 1991.


the hair! the cheeks! the grimace!