Coming out, going down

More proof, if any were needed, of the celebrity relationship merry-go-round. Brad and Jen have only just crashed and burned but now Brad could be coming not. No, not out of the closet (though his overly honed six pack might say something different) but finally proving that all those Angelina rumours were true.

He was spotted on the beach in Africa with Angelina and her son. There was no hand holding or frolicking but their mere presence together on a random African beach is enough. In fact, the careful distance between them and the clarity of the photos scream one thing: PR set-up. Could this be Brad and Angelina's way of going public without rubbing poor Jen's turtle-like nose in it? It certainly has the whiff of a 'softly softly' PR campaign all over it.

While that relationship could be out in the open, it looks like Posh Beckham might finally have to admit to marital meltdown. The Beckhams' former nanny has told the British gutter press that David wanted to leave Victoria after his affair with Rebecca Loos.

Given that celebrity relationships have the shelf-life of a dead pig lying in the hot sun, Brad could find himself cosying up to the former Mrs Beckham. She's got all the right qualities: no friends and inflatable lips.