Hollywood Spice
The Short One's crusade to warp the minds of feeble women continues a pace. Not content with turning Katie Holmes into a Scientologist clone, he's now promised to turn Victoria Beckham into a Hollywood star.
Tom allegedly told Twigtoria: "You are witty, have great comic timing and a fantastic accent. You have great potential to be a huge Hollywood star." First off, note how he doesn't mention her looks. And his claims fall down on a number of counts.
To an American, Twigs might seem like a natural for stardom. Devoid of any acting or singing talent, so thin she's virtually transparent and insecurities the size of Nebraska, she could fit right in with Paris Hilton and the endless list of other talent-free wannabes. And only an American could think that the adenoidal Hertfordshire twang would pass for class.
Tom, your delusions are truly amazing. What you lack in height, you make up for in insanity.
Tom allegedly told Twigtoria: "You are witty, have great comic timing and a fantastic accent. You have great potential to be a huge Hollywood star." First off, note how he doesn't mention her looks. And his claims fall down on a number of counts.
To an American, Twigs might seem like a natural for stardom. Devoid of any acting or singing talent, so thin she's virtually transparent and insecurities the size of Nebraska, she could fit right in with Paris Hilton and the endless list of other talent-free wannabes. And only an American could think that the adenoidal Hertfordshire twang would pass for class.
Tom, your delusions are truly amazing. What you lack in height, you make up for in insanity.
posted by lucky at 2:51 pm
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Ah, I see he's trying to get into Beckham's pants via Victoria.
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