The Mancunian Candidate

Finally all that fighting and front have come home to roost for Liam Gallagher. The Oasis singer is going to star in a film called The Apprentice as real-life gangland boss Paul Massie. Although having your front teeth knocked out in a brawl bar in Germany and kicking photographers can't compare to a 14-year prison sentence for stabbing, Gallagher has all the attitude (and more) to play a Manc mafioso. Now that Oasis have run out of creative steam (just how boring is Lyla?), maybe it's time for Liam to look for another career. After all girlfriend Nicole Appleton is hardly bringing in the cash with her desperate attempts to become a TV presenter.