Jackson O

So Michael Jackson has been cleared of child abuse. Blah blah blah. Like we really gave a shit. Only his 'fans', ie people whose lives are so empty that they leech onto any dysfunctional drama, really care. Evidence: people who have time to go and buy 10 white doves to release when the verdict was read out have far too much time on their hands and too little personal life of their own.

By the far the most interesting thing, apart from just how mad his parents are, is Jackson's hair. With those sunglasses permanently clamped to his head and the lightly backcombed bouffant, Jackson is starting to look like Jackie O. The pinched, thin skin and skeletal face do nothing to break the illusion. All he needs is the little handbag and long string of strange family deaths and he's away.