What Katie did next...

...or should that be "what Katie didn't do next because her Scientology minder wouldn't let her"? Tom Cruise has apparently hired a Scientology minder for Katie Holmes to make sure she doesn't stray from the path of righteousness while she's promoting Batman Begins. Gosh that's so normal and run-of-the-mill boyfriend behaviour I don't even know why I mentioned it.

But what kind of boyfriend does hire a religious minder to watch his girlfriend's every move? A paranoid one? Or a control freak? Or perhaps in Tom's case, a short paranoid control freak? Whatever the reason, Katie should be ditching him. Now.